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I Made and Objectively Awful Starter Pokemon Tier List and There is Nothing You Can do About it.

Updated: Mar 23, 2021

Starter Pokemon Tier List

I'm drunk with power and I have made an objectively awful starter Pokemon Tier List for the soul purpose of pissing people off and there is nothing you can do about it. I don't even agree with this tier list I think its obnoxious and objectively wrong but still its going to make people mad mwahaha.

You're going to have to listen to Thursdays episode of the Misfits and Mysteries Podcast to find out what I actually think.

F Tier

I know man I know these are some great Pokemon that definitely don't deserve to be F tier but too bad. Cyndaquil, Charmander, Torchi, Mudkip, Treecko, Bulbasaur, Totodile, and Pikachu are all great Pokemon and definitely should be top tier but thats not the point of this. I hope this has made you made enough to listen to Thursdays episode because it only gets worse from here.

D Tier

Some sort of grass turtle and grass monkey. I've played all of the Pokemon games and love them all, but I decided to make people more angry I wouldn't even bother looking up these starters names. I don't remember them.

C Tier

We got Oshawott and some sort of grass owl. I don't even know what the deal with these two are but I figured they are probably well liked so I made them C tier.

B Tier

Chespin, I actually like this Pokemon and I think its not incorrectly ranked but the rest certainly are.

A Tier

Fire Monkey and Fire Pig no idea what these two are I vaguely remember them but sure as hell didn't ever consider using them.

S Tier

In a normal tier list these would be the best Pokemon but these are some of my least favorites and I'm hoping we're on the same page so you're pissed off. We got Chicorita and then after that I didn't bother looking up there names, we got some sort of seal, a frog, a salamander maybe ? not sure what the hell that is, a bunny, a fox, no fucking idea what that green thing is, literally just a cat, and a penguin.

I hope you hated this blog and shared it in a blind rage giving us those sweet sweet clicks. If you want to hear my actual opinions check out our episode dropping Thursday.

Stay Spooky Misfits!

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