A Gronking to Remember, Bigfoot Snake Attack, The Kraken and the Return of Amazon Reviews!
Updated: Apr 12, 2021
Oh Boy Misfits do we have an episode for you this week! For the first time ever Emmy and Steve recorded at night so we were drinking and the episode was balls to the F***ing wall. We talk some suspect Cryptid attacks from an alleged incident where Bigfoot threw a snake at a women's car. Much like the Jersey Devil Attack we discussed in our interview with Campbell McLaren we think this lady probably mistook a drunk guy for Bigfoot.
Then Emmy tells us all about the Mythical beast known as the Kraken. We discuss his Nordic Origins, Squid facts, and Steve's hypothesis that the Kraken is actually a Giant Squid whose an INCEL. This could explain its abnormally old age, aggression, and lack of children.
Finally, Steve capped off the episode with some hilarious Amazon book reviews.
Steve read some hilarious reviews for the life changing novel How to Avoid Huge Ships. I will be putting out a blog later this week that breaks down some of the greatest and funniest reviews for "How To Avoid Huge Ships"
Finally Steve closes out the episode with what can only be described as the greatest piece of erotica ever written "A Gronking to Remember: Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series." I won't even spoil this one but oh my god is it magical.
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